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Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who’s got the smallest

A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will be there with u saying, Damn that was fun!

Trying is the first step towards failure

If you hate me, I love you too. It ain’t my fault I’m better than you

If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance

The funny thing about Common sense is that it’s not very common

I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me

Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

BeyNimdeKi Tek Güc oLan NefretiME Thank yoU… NefretiMi cekeMeyeN HerkeSe Fuck yoU

I’m the girl your parents warned you about

I’m fat, but your ugly. I can diet

I’m cool, I’m hot….I’m everything you’re not

I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?